The area contest was definitely a success. I was thrilled to see that my Table Topics work has paid off and resulted in a 2nd place finish. I was a little less than thrilled to discover that my humorous speech resulted in a plethora of… silence. It was the type of silence that would welcome the sound of crickets chirping – anything to break up the monotony. Dealing with an audience that doesn’t laugh when expected is a challenge and a lesson in perseverance. The TM “Humorously Speaking” manual provides a useful article on dealing with failed humour.

  1. Don’t panic
  2. Don’t repeat it
  3. Don’t explain it
  4. Don’t blame the audience
  5. Don’t apologize

Experience shows this to be spot-on. However, it seems advantageous to also stress what one should do. Do: have courage, momentum, a confident unwavering voice, hear laughter in your head. The speech will be over soon enough. Carry through to the conclusion with fierce dignity and confidence!